Rosy & Gabriele I: Milan’s Best-Kept Secret for Soulful Cooking.
At 26 Via Giuseppe Sirtori, hidden behind an unassuming ochre facade, lies Trattoria Rosy & Gabriele I – where time slows to the pace of simmering ragù and every ingredient has a pedigree. This isn’t just a restaurant; it’s a love letter to Lombard tradition, handwritten in butter and aged balsamic.
Why Food Lovers Pilgrimage Here
- The Nonna Doctrine
 - Gabriele’s Underground Network
 - The Wine Wall of Trust
 
What to Order (Like a Regular)
- Antipasto : Affettati misti with 36-month-aged culatello from Zibello (sliced so thin you could read La Gazzetta through it).
 - Primi : Risotto al Barolo – stirred for exactly 18 minutes while Gabriele recites poetry.
 - Secondi : Coniglio alla Milanese (rabbit fried in clarified butter, a recipe from Rosy’s convent-school days).
 - Dolce : Zuppa inglese made with artisanal Alchermes liqueur (the same used by Carducci in 1893).
 
The Details That Matter
- Tables : Only 8, with no reservations for groups over 4 (Rosy hates "tourist herds").
 - Soundtrack : Vintage Mina records playing softly from a 1960s valve radio.
 - Hours : Closed Sundays and whenever Rosy’s grandkids visit.
 
An Insider’s Tip
Ask for "l’angolo del silenzio" (the quiet corner) – a tiny table near the kitchen where Gabriele serves off-menu dishes like riso al salto made with yesterday’s leftover saffron risotto.
"We don’t follow trends. We follow the seasons – and our hearts." — Rosy, wiping flour from her apron.
*(PS: Their house red is actually a €200 Barbacarlo they serve at €8/glass. Shhh.)*
Insider’s Guide to Trattoria Rosy & Gabriele I
Mini Glossary of Milanese Dialect (With Tactical Uses).
- "Scià!" (SHAH) – "Let’s go!" (Say this when Gabriele hesitates to open a second bottle).
 - "Minga!" (MEEN-gah) – "Absolutely not!" (Rosy’s response if you ask for Parmesan on seafood pasta).
 - "Vegn a dree" (VEN ah DRAY) – "I’m coming!" (Yelled by Gabriele when he’s fetching your grappa).
 - "El risott l’è on piatt che ‘l voeur pazienza" – "Risotto is a dish that demands patience." (Whisper this to skip the wait).
 - "S’ciopà el bicer" (SHOP-ah el bee-CHER) – "To empty the glass." (The only acceptable way to finish wine here).
 
How to Access Gabriele’s Secret Grappa Collection
*(A 3-Step Bribery Protocol)*
- The Offering
 - The Password
 - The Ritual
 
Warning: He only pours for those who can hold eye contact while sipping.
Bonus: How to Get Rosy’s Off-Menu Tortelli
- Compliment her earrings (always antique cameos).
 - Mention "la nonna di Parma" (your imaginary Parma grandmother).
 - She’ll bring you tortelli d’erbetta – stuffed with ricotta and wild herbs from her balcony.
 
Supra-Quintessence Memo: "The best tables are reserved for those who speak with their hands and eat with their hearts."